god look how fuckin bored and lazy i am..i got nothin to post sept this.

A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads. You wonder why the ocean is so salty . . . Don't swallow the water!

sori to those whose minds i have ruined...